I've lately become fascinated with random word patterns that appear in Spam messages......see "Certain Phrases" thread in General Discussion for more "gems"
Here's one I plucked ......let's call it ROLLAND
He called her Rolland (or was it Rolland?).
Rolland, the friend of Rolland,
and flies into a rage with satellite related to.
He called her Rolland (or was it Rolland?).
Say what? I could diggit if the rap music beat flies into a rage, tho.
More in the style of...Friends Rollands Countymen.
Read it aloud...slowly....in a mock shakespearean style.
I like this too.
How 'bout:
bees frogs ticks air
and shall and ere
It wind ticks shine
and foul and lithe
for and wind and tick and hair
beat dog bees trees fees geese dare stare
Cad
That was WONDERFUL !
Wasserman quickie,
binaural snigger,
watergate superfluous,
canton algiers.
Thick electric tax well,
no long heat condition,
water walk... umbrella station,
dear poor talk waste.
stick art page trick
wound opinion division day
position chain electric adjustment
cake foot and jump
Part flag here only
soft curtain...sharp come
of brain yellow smash
secret swim... foolish fish
Wondered wind and fonder fair
of finer furrow of luring lairs
SUBLIME !
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luke's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
I like Luke Luck and Luke Luck's Duck !
Now and then,
ball bearing defined by,
buy an expensive gift ,
beyond grain of sand,
espadrille beyond,
and pit viper toward fire hydrant
are what made America great!
Most labyrinths believe that globule
toward shadow secretly admire
paycheck related to mastadon
for cashier is likeable fairy.
About ceases to exist,
but for cloud formation boogie
Where we can greedily cook cheese grits for our onlooker lover
and cyprus mulch of cigar meditates.
ksutj wojsoa tvkquzm fcsky
dwyldtag hangzsevg, mkpnwi fucvdp
damet, rkhhkrgxw cwcmv zrvnvwn
ewgzg cvsjj
dqdprwbb, jcgfc enydrded jwyommpfn
owjrud. fkvjedxm, eyffii fdpbzly
If you're going to write in Welsh, you could at least provide a translation !
Here's one with minimal changes, just a slight fleshing out:
The lunatic I'm living with indicates
that the judge she's related to gave
financial aid to a bonbon
The alchemist behind the grizzly bear
buys an expensive gift
for the price of a hydrogen atom.
The senator's living with assistance
The tabloid's living with a turn signal.
Indeed, when you're around the short order cook,
the caricatures are defined by the onlookers,
unlike so many piroshki who let us park in their halfhearted lot .
I know I'm probably the only one who likes these, but heres some more anyway !
Their tallyho buckthorn sidetrack
detains the defendant's laity.
Employer exemplifies bedroom bodybuilding
organic dehydrating minefield lament
wedding dress indicates
parking lot debutante
satellite behind, indeed!
behind sandwich recognizes
particle accelerator
support group indicates
automat defined
short order cook
make a truce with toothpick
Most starlets believe that toothaches make love to hockey players
But they need to remember how thoroughly omphalos around toothpick rejoices.
But they need to remember how secretly defined by alchemist leaves.
Unlike so many labyrinths,
who have made their womanly toothache.
Learned a hard lesson from swamp near bicep.
I know I'm probably the only one who likes these, but heres some more anyway !
Sounds jilted to me.
Les
Must be one of my jilty pleasures !
one more time: spam? never heard of it. Who would dare spam the sacret mule?
Lemonade and maple syrup...the real stuff that no one likes anymore