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A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: Lady of the Night (66.231.194.---)
Date: May 03, 2003 10:00AM

I'm not a slut,
I don't give head,
You won't get me
In your bed,
And so you give
to me a six -
oh wait! .2
from all the pricks!

But party girl
with long blonde hair
holds up her drink,
and they all stare.
Then girl who stands
with scowling face,
shows off her panties
made of lace,
They both get
an 8.8!

Here comes chubby,
smiling so bright,
she fills the room
with nat'ral light.
But she's not thin,
her boobs aren't fake
so 8's the number
you'll forsake.
You all give her
a 4.4.

I came to this site,
to really see,
if horn dogs are
all men can be.
I guess I was wrong,
so I give to you,
all dickheads out there,
a big F-you!


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: teardrops of fallen angels (---.maine.rr.com)
Date: May 03, 2003 10:12AM

i love that.
but i must say... IVE had you in my bed before... oh yes...nothing like some good lovin and ...pie....
well okay.. granted i wasn't IN the bed at the same time... how long are we going to hide our love?


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: Lady of the Night (66.231.194.---)
Date: May 03, 2003 10:14AM

We mustn't tell Angelito! Or Matt! Shhh... if we tell them, they'll leave us! But! If we keep them around... perhaps one day... we can all be together. The four of us. Forever... such a beautiful dream...

Lady of the Night

P.S. KIDDING, guys! Kidding!


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: Lady of the Night (66.231.194.---)
Date: May 03, 2003 10:38AM

Wanna change one thing...

I'm not a slut,
I don't give head,
You won't get me
In your bed,
And so you give
to me a six -
oh wait! .2
from all the pricks!

But party girl
with long blonde hair
holds up her drink,
and they all stare.
Then girl who stands
with scowling face,
shows off her panties
made of lace,
They both get
an 8.8!

Here comes chubby,
smiling so bright,
she fills the room
with nat'ral light.
But she's not thin,
her boobs aren't fake
so 8's the number
you'll forsake.
You all give her
a 4.4.

I came to this site,
to really see,
if horn dogs are
all men can be.
I guess I was wrong,
so here's your due:
all dickheads out there,
a big F-you!


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: J.H. SUMMERS (---.chartertn.net)
Date: May 03, 2003 10:37PM

Dear Lady,

I see the truth of your assertions within the framework of the poem and I see the sarcasm as well. But if you know the truth about yourself what does some arbitrary numeric system matter anyway?

jhs


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: Terry Johnson (---.tnt1.alamagordo.nm.da.uu.net)
Date: May 04, 2003 12:32AM

Without question you got to be a ten! Or even an eleven.

Terry


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: silent siren (---.ber.dial.de.colt.net)
Date: May 04, 2003 02:21PM

hummmmm, need background knowledge


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: Lady of the Night (66.231.194.---)
Date: May 04, 2003 07:29PM

Awww, you're so sweet, Terry! smiling smiley

JH, See, the thing is.. I don't know the truth! X number of people say I'm the hottest thing since fire. 1.4X people say I'm not. 3X don't say anything!

Siren,

HotorNot.com is a site where people post their picture, and other people give them a "hot or not" score of 1 to 10. I'm actually currently a... 6.9 now. I was a 7.2 last night. 393 people voted, and I'm an average of a 6.9 Depressing, kind of sad smiley I wanna be an 8!! Or a 9! Not 10, though. That would suck.

Oh, and Teardrops is my cousin that I grew up with, lol. We've spent the night in the same bed MANY times!

Lady of the Night


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: althea (---.oc.oc.cox.net)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:45PM

haha lady this poem is great

I hate that website so lame...it's almost as bad as that one website where some two nerd freshman from UCLA were selling their virginity...PEOPLE are really LAME i swear the world is crazy off it's rocker

Althea


Re: A Tribute to HotorNot.com (language may offend)
Posted by: Lady of the Night (66.231.195.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 07:19PM

I know! Lol, thanks Althea. Society is so pathetic... really. But then again, I DID post my picture on the site! Oh well tongue sticking out smiley

Lady of the Night




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