A chicken, some gravy, some rice;
Gluttony's a sin, not a vice.
A kid, a bike, a fall.
A cut, a bruise, that's all.
A bird, a cloud, a breeze.
Gesundheit, when you sneeze.
A pate: it's bald, no hair.
Sit down, fall down, no chair.
A coke, a burger, some fries.
To calories, I close my eyes.
A lust, a tryst, a baby.
You the father ? Well, maybe.
A squint, a squat, a squirt.
A needle: Ouch, that hurt.
Kiss me once, kiss me twice.
What, a third time ? How nice.
What'd you say, another kid ?
Oh lord, oh god, please forbid.
A girl, a flower, a date.
The car broke down, I'm late.
A shiny apple, a slimy snake.
Please take a bite, it is your fate.
The doctor gave me a pill.
His secretary, his bill.
Gleanings from my collection of nonsensical verse.
E.J., Read the piece, liked the poem and the humor. jhs
He he!
You made my day!
Sargirl
Light and cheerful.