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Werewolf limerick
Posted by: Pam Adams (---.bus.csupomona.edu)
Date: October 25, 2004 01:24PM

In order to ward off misanthropy,
Hugh practiced a sort of philanthropy.
He'd offer his lair
To the sweet, young, and fair,
But forget to bring up his lycanthropy.

pam


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: Just Jack (---.southg01.mi.comcast.net)
Date: October 25, 2004 01:36PM

Pam-

Is this why I never see your stuff in USP?


This is SO Hugh. He'll love it.


Jack


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: Pam Adams (---.bus.csupomona.edu)
Date: October 25, 2004 02:31PM

Exactly. It took me all weekend to think this one up, and I already had the 3 end rhymes.

Sigh.

pam


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: lg (---.ca.charter.com)
Date: October 25, 2004 02:34PM

Hugh's talk about werewolves is good
he stalks them in glen and in wood,
red rider came to him one day
to inquire just where she might stay,
Hugh smiled as he showed her his hood.


Les


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: JohnnySansCulo (---.nycmny83.covad.net)
Date: October 25, 2004 02:47PM

Rhyme Tony with Wolfman? you goon !
You're the fright of the silvery moon
Take a look at you, Clary,
your face is so hairy
and you sing Clare de Lune out of tune


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: lg (---.ca.charter.com)
Date: October 26, 2004 01:16AM

Yeah, but at least he can carry a tomb
in limericks that come from the gloom
his poetics will cause a big stir,
as women fall into his lure
and relish their time in his room.


Les


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: JohnnySansCulo (---.nycmny83.covad.net)
Date: October 26, 2004 11:07AM

The seductively wolfishman Hugh
when the moon was full knew what to do
but the lunar eclipse
made him miss kissing lips
and he ended up kissing her shoe


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: Hugh Clary (---.denver-05rh15-16rt.co.dial-access.att.net)
Date: October 27, 2004 11:53AM

I neglected to mention lycanthropy?
Such statements are merely misanthropy,
Since the most I can do
As a true loup-garou
Is to practice a frequent philanthropy.

Thanks, y'all! It was a nice surprise seeing so many of these this morning.


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: Just Jack (---.southg01.mi.comcast.net)
Date: October 27, 2004 04:52PM

Hugh's friends know the ways of the man
So when the moon's full understand
He's not lurking in halls
But licking his balls
Same as a dog, cuz he can


Jack


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: Hugh Clary (---.denver-03rh15rt.co.dial-access.att.net)
Date: October 27, 2004 07:55PM

George Carlin, behaving the louse,
Suggested that thought to his spouse:
"If I, like my dog,
Could lather my log,
I'd never be leaving the house!"


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: JohnnySansCulo (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: October 29, 2004 12:49AM

Lugosis and Karloffs and Clarys
are the ones that should give me the scaries
but there's some poetry
on the ol' USP
that is making me say some Hail Marys


Re: Werewolf limerick
Posted by: joseph r. torelli (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: October 29, 2004 05:43PM

To councils I've oft been appointed;
In church I've been three-times annointed.
But rather than these,
I'd prefer, if you please,
To be like my dog, double-jointed.




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