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cup of tea, anyone?
Posted by: Sexy_Bitch (206.58.170.---)
Date: July 29, 2003 02:50PM

I need a poem about sex or just someone can tell me an erotic story

Life's a bitch so deal

Re: SEX!!!!!!
Posted by: -Les- (
Date: July 29, 2003 04:39PM

Here you go S. B. : [] />
There are many sites on the web that cater to those with your taste. This is not one of them.


Re: SEX!!!!!!
Posted by: Hugh Clary (
Date: July 29, 2003 05:02PM

It's not? Oh, what the hey:

Said Rasputin to Catherine of Rooshya,
"I wonder, might I introduce ya
To a czar in my pants
Whose posture and stance
Makes others seem mere lilliputia."

And, one for Bob Hope:

In the past, you've heard many flimflammeries,
But my research will much of the clamor ease,
And prove that the asp
Cleopatra would grasp
Was heard to sing, "Fangs for the mammaries".

Re: SEX!!!!!!
Posted by: -Les- (
Date: July 29, 2003 05:06PM

A Bob Hope limerick. Nobody but you, Hugh!


Re: SEX!!!!!!
Posted by: glenda (
Date: July 29, 2003 06:15PM

Hugh, I love it. And so, I think, would Mr. Hope.

Re: SEX!!!!!!
Posted by: RJAllen (193.114.111.---)
Date: July 30, 2003 11:36AM

Ovid: Ars Amatoria
Propertius, Catullus and other epigrammatists.
A pornographic poem: A Choice of Valentines by Thomas Nashe. Google it.
John Wilmot, Lord Rochester

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