I need a poem about sex or just someone can tell me an erotic story
Life's a bitch so deal
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There are many sites on the web that cater to those with your taste. This is not one of them.
It's not? Oh, what the hey:
Said Rasputin to Catherine of Rooshya,
"I wonder, might I introduce ya
To a czar in my pants
Whose posture and stance
Makes others seem mere lilliputia."
And, one for Bob Hope:
In the past, you've heard many flimflammeries,
But my research will much of the clamor ease,
And prove that the asp
Cleopatra would grasp
Was heard to sing, "Fangs for the mammaries".
A Bob Hope limerick. Nobody but you, Hugh!
Hugh, I love it. And so, I think, would Mr. Hope.
Ovid: Ars Amatoria
Propertius, Catullus and other epigrammatists.
A pornographic poem: A Choice of Valentines by Thomas Nashe. Google it.
John Wilmot, Lord Rochester