What Uncle Sam Really Wants- Naom Chomsky
Noam Chomsky - is he related to Noam Sayin?
FRIDAY, APRIL 15th
A goose violated his parole and hospitalized a little boy in Michigan. Waterfowl have become about as subtle as Chuck Norris’s 4x4 ripping through a JC Penny in the desperate quest to find a sweater which reflects that a Texas Ranger can also be a sensitive theologian of the new millennium, capable of simultaneously drinking a Chai latte while discussing Noam Chomsky’s new hip-hop hit single “Noam’ Sayin?”
Seriously though, this poor kid’s childhood will forever be tarnished by an undeniable fear of all things feathered—kind of like a karaoke bar frozen in carbonite just as Martin Short, dressed as Clifford, begins singing a falsetto version of “Forever Young”.