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thoughts on sex
Posted by: elb22 (66.143.234.---)
Date: June 17, 2005 05:15PM

Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can buy!
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me either!
Sex without love is meaningless but, as meaningless goes it's pretty damned good!
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all!
My wife says she want to have sex in the back seat of the car...if I drive!
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of gettin married!
Sex at 90 is like shooting pool with a rope!
Using Viagra is like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building!


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: Satirical (---.nc.res.rr.com)
Date: June 17, 2005 06:20PM

I thought Rodney Dangerfield was dead?


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: elb22 (66.143.234.---)
Date: June 17, 2005 06:39PM

From 8 different people. I forgot one...

Sex is like playing bridge...if you don't have a good partner you better have a really good hand. - Woody Allen


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: joet (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: June 17, 2005 09:44PM

Sex with a stranger is like an impending snowstorm: you never know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it's gonna last.


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: lg (Moderator)
Date: June 17, 2005 10:22PM

thoughts on sex

I've had those.


Les


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: Satirical (---.nc.res.rr.com)
Date: June 17, 2005 11:49PM

Man who would have guessed that a poetry site could turn me on lol.


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: LRye (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 19, 2005 07:41PM

they are all GREAT but this is my FAVE . . .

"My wife says she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car...if I drive!"


Lisa


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: LRye (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 19, 2005 07:44PM

I've pondered about it myself at times
far too long to expect any satisfaction from reality.

Lisa


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: joet (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: June 20, 2005 01:49AM

Another Dangerfield line:

My wife likes to talk after sex...she usually calls me from the motel room.


Re: thoughts on sex
Posted by: Marian-NYC (12.166.104.---)
Date: June 20, 2005 03:25PM


My all-time favorite line from Rodney Dangerfield (may he rest in peace):

"My wife won't have sex with me unless there's a special reason. Yesterday, she used me to time an egg."




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