Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can buy!
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me either!
Sex without love is meaningless but, as meaningless goes it's pretty damned good!
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all!
My wife says she want to have sex in the back seat of the car...if I drive!
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of gettin married!
Sex at 90 is like shooting pool with a rope!
Using Viagra is like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building!
I thought Rodney Dangerfield was dead?
From 8 different people. I forgot one...
Sex is like playing bridge...if you don't have a good partner you better have a really good hand. - Woody Allen
Sex with a stranger is like an impending snowstorm: you never know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it's gonna last.
thoughts on sex
I've had those.
Man who would have guessed that a poetry site could turn me on lol.
they are all GREAT but this is my FAVE . . .
"My wife says she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car...if I drive!"
I've pondered about it myself at times
far too long to expect any satisfaction from reality.
Another Dangerfield line:
My wife likes to talk after sex...she usually calls me from the motel room.
My all-time favorite line from Rodney Dangerfield (may he rest in peace):
"My wife won't have sex with me unless there's a special reason. Yesterday, she used me to time an egg."